So...this week you’re getting a quick low down of the important things in my life, a little snippet into the Things an Ali Needs to survive:
EXHIBIT A: EVERYTHING MUST BE IN ITS PLACE.
3. Food. I love food. The amount I love food cannot be expressed in words. Eggs. EGGS.
5. Being on time. I am ridiculously efficient, and excellent at being on time, every time**. Every morning you’ll find me sitting waiting, patiently, for others to get their act together and get ready to ride. It can get frustrating, but I try to let it wash over me. See Exhibit C.
EXHIBIT C: People love me.
**If you have told me we’re setting off 30 mins to an hour (or two) before we actually are.
Disclaimer: This piece was entirely ghost-written by a supremely intelligent, quick witted and charismatic third party.